There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before […]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football […]

Thanks to James. Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker? His throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Have you ever wondered why? See below for answer:- It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

Which type do you associate yours with? Onion SalaryYou see it, you grab it...then you cry. Diet SalaryMakes you eat less and less each time you have it. Atheist SalaryYou doubt its existence! Magic SalaryYou make a few moves and voila, it disappears! Storm SalaryYou don't know when it's coming and/or how long it'll last […]

Thanks to Hilde:- California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine […]

This is allegedly a true story from my friend James: An old woman telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?' The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help. What's the name and room number?' The old lady in […]