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Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For €200 an hour, she'd better be good! Can you get him to drop his suit? The judge gave her the […]

You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday is also entirely reasonable. After a big night out you find yourself looking for a curry house. Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week. You're always half an […]

Be nice to your children, they will choose your retirement home.Don't take life so seriously ... it's not permanent.Despite the cost of living, it's still quite popular.The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.The aging process would be slowed if it had […]

Rule 1 THE NURSE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!Rule 2 Never yell at a nurse (refer to Rule #1.)Rule 3 Don't hit patients or doctors - unless absolutely necessary.Rule 4 All fevers will eventually come back to normal on the way to room temperature.Rule 5 Don't vomit on the nurse!Rule 6 Don't vomit on the doctor!Rule 7 […]

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