Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? A: All that was left was de brie.Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? A: Blue cheese. Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to […]
I had to take a photo of this one. I'm on a seefood diet - I see food and I eat it. Cold rations sounds as if you are in the army, as do range eggs. Lamb is a baby sheep. I will not eat the Supremes and I'm not keen on eating bits of […]
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
I'm beginning to wonder if April has discovered the only job in the world without a job title. I was running a Back to Basics session in Second Life, and we were discussing vocabulary you need in a supermarket, when April asked me what you call the person who hands out food samples. You know […]