Interesting Food – Croissant
Tesco supermarkets have decided to only sell straight croissants.(Why? Well because UK customers have complained they cannot spread jam properly on a traditionally curved croissant. Now you probably know that the croissant is a French pastry, but what you might not know is that the word is French for crescent, and if you look crescent […]
Q & A jokes – Cheese
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? A: All that was left was de brie.Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? A: Blue cheese. Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to […]
More menu howlers
I had to take a photo of this one. I’m on a seefood diet – I see food and I eat it. Cold rations sounds as if you are in the army, as do range eggs. Lamb is a baby sheep. I will not eat the Supremes and I’m not keen on eating bits of […]
Men are from somewhere – Women are from somewhere else #11
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
No Job Title?
I’m beginning to wonder if April has discovered the only job in the world without a job title. I was running a Back to Basics session in Second Life, and we were discussing vocabulary you need in a supermarket, when April asked me what you call the person who hands out food samples. You know […]