English Joke – Negotiating

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m out shopping, and I’ve found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “£1,000? Why not?  Go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much.”

English Joke – Excuses Excuses

A husband came home from work and his wife walked up to him and slapped him across the face, “What was that for?” he cried. 

English Joke – Somebody / Anybody / Nobody / Everybody

 Management(This first appeared in the grammar pages of the site, but hey… you might not read the grammar pages.) 

Once there were four managers.  Their names were: Somebody, Everybody, Anybody, and Nobody.  They were very busy people, but whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Anybody realized that Nobody would do it. So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

English Joke – ABCs of marriage


The ABCs of marriage

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her. 

He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.” 

She asked, “What does that mean?”