What is love?
Bill and Steve were discussing being in love. "I don't know what love feels like," Bill said. "I've thought I was in love three times."
"Thought?" Steve asked. "What do you mean?"
Bill and Steve were discussing being in love. "I don't know what love feels like," Bill said. "I've thought I was in love three times."
"Thought?" Steve asked. "What do you mean?"
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
One day a man answered his ringing mobile phone to find his wife on the other end. She sounded a bit nervous and he asked what was wrong. She replied that she had some good news and bad news to report. "Which do you want to hear first, dear?" she asked.
A heavily pregnant woman, about seven months gone, got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, so she moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused and when on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
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1. What is Santa's favourite cereal?
2. What did Santa do when he had a sore throat the day before Christmas?
3. What Christmas carol do the lions sing?
4. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas day?
5. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?