First Day at Work
A school-leaver was taken on by a local company. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on her first day in the job, she grabbed a large thermos flask and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
A school-leaver was taken on by a local company. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on her first day in the job, she grabbed a large thermos flask and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
A man was standing in the queue at the check out in Tescos when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
At a very poor chapel in the valleys of Wales they took up collections, baked cakes and washed cars for months to get enough money to buy paint for the chapel exterior which was bare and weather-beaten.
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
On New Year's Eve, David was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police constable.
There are several signs that Santa Claus might be a woman:-