How to win friends and influence people
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
Here is a selection of "ghostly" jokes (click on Read More).
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
Mr. Smith was a travelling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with brightly coloured ribbons and tape, so on one trip as he got to the luggage carousel he was very surprised to see his bags being grabbed by a well dressed man.
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Johnny: "What do you think it is, sir?"