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A preacher said, "Anyone who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
A preacher said, "Anyone who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
by Patrick O’Connor
‘A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.
‘The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Can all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?’
A retired businessman was on his deathbed, and called for his friend to come to his side.
A school-leaver was taken on by a local company. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on her first day in the job, she grabbed a large thermos flask and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
A man was standing in the queue at the check out in Tescos when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
At a very poor chapel in the valleys of Wales they took up collections, baked cakes and washed cars for months to get enough money to buy paint for the chapel exterior which was bare and weather-beaten.