A Valentine's Joke
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
On New Year's Eve, David was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police constable.
There are several signs that Santa Claus might be a woman:-
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
Here is a selection of "ghostly" jokes (click on Read More).
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.