!Note - Edited by Lynne Hand for a session (sorry Ogden)

A flea and a fly flew in a flue.
"We're" imprisoned, they said, but what could they do?
And they thought that they might catch the flu.

Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one that is bothIs dental.