Here are the ten funniest things that happen to your body as you get old 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Especially for +Xeb eke, +sciencera dz, +Aladdin Pasha, +Fernando Lestau and everyone else who attended any of the "getting old" sessions in Kitely. 

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Morris, an 82 year-old man who was a bit hard of hearing, went to the doctor for a check up. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The next time the doctor spoke to Morris he said, 'You're really doing great, aren't […]

A man was telling his neighbour 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art .... It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'

I love this one! Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules […]

An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor after a month for a routine check, and the doctor […]