Working out, losing weight Maybe using tanning sprayBecoming more attractive in general Reading more, watching lessLearning all the rules for chessBecoming somewhat smarter in generalEating fish, not fingernailsVolunteer to save the whalesBecoming a better guy in generalSaving more, spending lessYes I will wax my chestDating more girls in generalBut not this year. No this year is different!As […]

In celebration of Ditch New Year's Resolution Day. New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance Of  Keeping When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL" I will start using Facebook for something other than Farmville. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.  I resolve to work […]