Do you have the time? (Some swearing)

Thanks to Ingemar Eriksson for sharing. Does the time bother you? I get bothered by the time. Not so much the time itself, the people – bother me; for the time. People come up to me on the street: I’m sure you’ve had this happen to you. People come up to you and say, “What […]

The burglar sketch

Man: Burglar!  Burglar! Woman: Yes? Man: Burglar, madam. Woman: What do you want? Man: I want to come in and steal a few things, madam. Woman: Are you an encyclopedia salesman? Man: No, madam, I’m a burglar.  I burgle people. Woman: I think you’re an encyclopedia salesman. Man: Oh, I’m not.  Open the door – […]

The Space Programme – With transcript

This makes a lot of sense.  🙂 Watch the video and then scroll down for the transcript and watch it again – and again if you feel you need to. Scroll for transcript (edited from YouTube’s own automatic caption creator:- Following today’s press conference in which NASA announced its continuing search for a planet capable […]

Only Fools and Horses – Chandelier Sketch

Del:  All right?   All right Grandad, we’re ready!  You can start undoing it now! UPSTAIRS Grandad places the spanner on the nut and begins easing  it round. Grandad:  It’s coming Del Boy!  One more turn Del! THE MAIN HALL Del: Right. Now brace yourself Rodney, brace yourself. Grandad gives one last bang with the […]

Euphemisms

George Carlin – Euphemisms Transcript “I don’t like words that hide the truth. I don’t like words that conceal reality. I don’t like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent the kind of […]