Before - You take my breath away.After - You're suffocating me! Before - Twice a night.After - Twice a month. Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation.After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before - Saturday Night Live.After - Sunday night football. Before - He makes me feel […]

It's that time of year again. Here are some amusing, slightly less than romantic rhymes and thoughts for you:- What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's […]

“Please accept with no obligation my nonsexually harassing, potentially platonic Valentine’s regards as a token of my/our love, lust or friendship within a relationship that we may or may not choose to be monogamous, whilst understanding that the romantic sentiment that it signifies does in no way guarantee the success or progression of the said […]

"The secret of a happy marriage? It remains a secret." Henny Youngman "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."Rodney Dangerfield "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." Billy Connelly "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"Anonymous "A woman asked her […]