A man walks into a pet shop and heads directly to the bird section. The owner comes over and asks if he can help. “Yeah, I’d like a parrot,” the man says, that one there’ll do. The owner puts the parrot in a cage and the man pays and leaves the shop.

He drives to a bridge and looks down at the 1000 foot drop and thinks, “This looks like a good place.” He takes the parrot out of the bag, and jumps off the bridge. Halfway down, he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots the parrot. He then falls all the way to the bottom.

Moments later, the police arrive on the bridge. A policeman walks up to the edge and looks down at the mangled body. “When will these extreme sport fanatics ever learn,” he asks himself. “First there was budgie jumping, then hen gliding and now parrot shooting.”