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July 5,
Fairy stories

Fairy stories Originally uploaded by YTaP Dies Marchen Wird Wohl Niemals Wahr. Das Leben Lehrt Sei Klug Und Spar. Translation:- This fairytale will probably never come true. Life teaches you to be smart and save.

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July 1,
There are more one-liners in the world than you think

1. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.2. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.3. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.4. Tax - We've got what it takes to take what you have got.5. I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you […]

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July 1,
English Joke of the Month - July

July's English Joke of the Month 

Stars in their eyes

A young man walks on to the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

 

 

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July 1,
The Necklace - English Story of the Month - July

The Necklace

Necklace

by Guy de Maupassant

She was one of those pretty and charming girls, born, as though fate had blundered over her, into a family of artisans. She had no marriage portion, no expectations, no means of getting known, understood, loved, and wedded by a man of wealth and distinction; and she let herself be married off to a little clerk in the Ministry of Education. Her tastes were simple because she had never been able to afford any other, but she was as unhappy as though she had married beneath her; for women have no caste or class, their beauty, grace, and charm serving them for birth or family. their natural delicacy, their instinctive elegance, their nimbleness of wit, are their only mark of rank, and put the slum girl on a level with the highest lady in the land.

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June 21,
Children's Comebacks

Things you'll wish you'd said at school:- Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?Johnny: H I J K L M N O.Teacher: What are you talking about?Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I."Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Johnny... Always say, "I am.Johnny: All right... […]

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June 16,
Business Prank Video

What would you do if you went on holiday, and then came back to an office full of ...

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