I need to whip it out by 5! Mind if I use your laptop? Put it in my box before I leave. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! I want it on my desk NOW!! Hmmm........I think it's out of fluid. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish. It's […]

This is a now famous BBC goof. Poor Guy Goma, a graduate from the Congo, appeared on the news channel in place of an IT expert after a mix-up at reception. Mr Goma was really at the BBC for a job interview. He said later that his appearance was "very stressful" and wondered why the […]

Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For €200 an hour, she'd better be good! Can you get him to drop his suit? The judge gave her the […]

You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday is also entirely reasonable. After a big night out you find yourself looking for a curry house. Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week. You're always half an […]

1. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?2. No one is listening until you make a mistake.3. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.4. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.6. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.7. Always remember […]

Listen Here   One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night Anonymous One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, One blind man to see fair play, Two dumb men to shout Hooray, Back to back They faced each other, Drew their swords And shot each other.