There is a mysterious forest within the woody area we all have near our homes. In this forest children are able to witness experiences that are so incredible that they carry the memory well into their adult life. Upon becoming an adult they stop sharing their story because they are embarrassed by the thought that people will not believe them. This is why many adults long for their childhood and regret not being able to relive those days.
Be nice to your children, they will choose your retirement home.Don't take life so seriously ... it's not permanent.Despite the cost of living, it's still quite popular.The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.The aging process would be slowed if it had […]
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:- religion- royalty- sex- mystery The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
Rule 1 THE NURSE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!Rule 2 Never yell at a nurse (refer to Rule #1.)Rule 3 Don't hit patients or doctors - unless absolutely necessary.Rule 4 All fevers will eventually come back to normal on the way to room temperature.Rule 5 Don't vomit on the nurse!Rule 6 Don't vomit on the doctor!Rule 7 […]
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to […]
The Ugly Duckling by Hans Christian Andersen This month's story appears in the English Network Collection of Short Stories.