Heinz Baked Beans A million housewives every day, Pick up a tin of beans and say; "One for me and one for you, We'll save the rest till tea time."
Heinz Baked Beans A million housewives every day, Pick up a tin of beans and say; "One for me and one for you, We'll save the rest till tea time."
Once there was a man who sat around all day and did nothing. One day he was sitting outside and a bird came and perched on the fence next to him. The bird asked the man, "Why do you always sit around all day and do nothing?" The man replied, "I'm a failure. I mess up everything I try to do. So, since I can't do anything right, I don't do anything at all."
The bird asked, "If there was something you knew you couldn't fail at, would you be willing to give it a try?"
powered by ODEO The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. Their line had included senators, pastors, and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose: how to handle that […]
"The secret of a happy marriage? It remains a secret." Henny Youngman "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."Rodney Dangerfield "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." Billy Connelly "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"Anonymous "A woman asked her […]
As a child, Merma once walked upon earth's greenest fields. She experienced the summer grass beneath her feet and wore shoes that carried her over rocky terrain. She stubbed her toes and skinned her knees yet neither did she escape the pain of those wounds than she did the pain of a broken heart as an adult.
She lost her love to as much greed as any man could acquire, greed for luxury , greed for temporary pleasure and greed through self absorbed advancement. Love no longer had value to him, her time meant little and her heart was no longer enough to offer him happiness.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?