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April 1,
Silly Poems and Rhymes # 11 - Calico Pie

Calico Pie

by Edward Lear

I
Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang 'Tilly-loo!'
Till away they flew,--

And they never came back to me!
They never came back!
They never came back!
They never came back to me!

 

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March 21,
Love | Lust | Marriage

LUST -When all you write is your phone number.LOVE -When you write poems about your partner.MARRIAGE -When all you write is cheques. LUST -When you phone each other to choose a hotel room.LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work. LUST -When you steal […]

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March 18,
The definition of "annoying"
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March 15,
What adults eventually learn - Podcast

powered by ODEO Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jelly to a tree. There's always ... ... A lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it: For example: I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ... A reason to smile: For example: Every […]

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March 7,
Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

Thanks James! Application for Australian Citizenship You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship 1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog? 2. When packing an Esky do […]

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March 1,
What children learn

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your […]

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