English Joke – Lies
A police constable pulls a driver over for speeding:
Constable: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. It was suspended when I got caught over the limit.
English Joke – Growing Old
A group of retired farmers were travelling by tour bus through Devon.
They stopped for a tour at a dairy, and a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that at this particular dairy goat’s milk was used.
English Joke – Dangerous Food
A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference. “The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago,” he said.
English Joke – OId Dogs
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he sees a panther stalking him in the bushes.
The old Doberman thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in trouble now!”
Interesting Fact Question
When was Britain’s first joke made? And, like the world -any ideas? Answer here