As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each of his wives had seven sacks,
Each of the sacks held seven cats,
Each of the cats had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
( an alternative version of the classic Nursery Rhyme)
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Licking an ice cream cone
Along came a spider
Who dangled beside her
And she she told him to go get his own
Silly Poems and Rhymes # 20 ( by Shel Silverstein) “God says to me with kind of a smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" "Okay," says I, "I'll give it a try. Where do I set? How much do I get? […]
The alternative Teletubbies song (as sung in school playgrounds) I hate Po, Po hates me. Tinky Winky shot Dipsy With a great big bang And a bullet in his head. Don't tell Laa-Laa Dipsy's dead. Laa-Laa cried Then she died, Po committed suicide, Tinky Winky did the same, Teletubbies are insane.
