To the tune of "We three kings" We were down on Trafalger Square Selling knickers a penny a pair How fantastic, no elastic,But not very safe to wear!
To the tune of "We three kings" We were down on Trafalger Square Selling knickers a penny a pair How fantastic, no elastic,But not very safe to wear!
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.
Light a Night-Light
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
One of the stranger ones:-
Traditional
There was a man lived in the moon,
Lived in the moon, lived in the moon
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
This one is a bit mean:- What's it like to have no hair? Anonymous Hey, you, over there, What's it like to have no hair? Is it hot or is it cold? I don't know coz I'm not bald! "Coz" is slang for because.
Silly Poems and Rhymes # 13 Listen Here Whatever the Weather Whether the weather be cold, Or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather, Whatever the weather, We'll weather it, Like it or not!