Listen Here One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night Anonymous One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, One blind man to see fair play, Two dumb men to shout Hooray, Back to back They faced each other, Drew their swords And shot each other.
Calico Pie
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Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang 'Tilly-loo!'
Till away they flew,--
And they never came back to me!
They never came back!
They never came back!
They never came back to me!
Heinz Baked Beans A million housewives every day, Pick up a tin of beans and say; "One for me and one for you, We'll save the rest till tea time."
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
(This is written using the Cockney dialect, and this is the way it should be read, I have done my best to read it, but, if there are any Cockneys out there who think they can do better, please let me know. )
A muvver was barfin 'er biby one night,
The youngest of ten and a tiny young mite,
The muvver was poor and the biby was thin,
Only a skelington covered in skin;
A horse, a flea, and three blind mice,Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea.The flea said, "Whoops, there's a horse on me."