A new version of Humpty Dumpty  (a famous chidren's nursery rhyme - click on Read More for the original)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He didn't get bruised,
He didn't get bumped,
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!

Listen to this tongue twister online, and have a go yourself!

Betty's bitter butter batter - a tongue twister

Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will surely make my batter better.

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In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a crash
And then a splash
OH GOD! He's fallen in!