Some unanswered questions:- Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-de-Bomp-de-Bomp? Who placed the Dip in the Dip-de-Dip-de-Dip? And just who is responsible for putting the Ram in the Ram-a-lama-Ding-Dong?

Especially for Valentine's Day:- Arabic - Ana Behibak (to a male) ~ Ana Behibek (to a female) Bavarian - I mog di narrisch gern Bulgarian - Obicham te Burmese - chit pa de Cambodian - Bon sro lanh oon Canadian French - Sh'teme Cantonese - Ngo oi ney Chinese - (see the entries for Mandarin […]

It's really embarassing and it has been over a week now, but I still don't have a working computer. From what I thought was a simple (but noisy) hard drive crash, I have now been informed (by my beloved) that I need a new heat sink, fan and chip (mine is damaged). $$$$$$I now spend […]

Here are nearly 200 ways to say someone is mentally challenged:- 1 cylinder mind. 12 shy of a dozen. A bad spot on the disk. A couple of open splices. A couple of volts below threshold. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few bits shy of a word. A few bricks shy of […]

What is your doctor really saying... "There is a lot of that going around." - That's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this. "Well, what have we here..?" - He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." - I want to […]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the net, some more greedy buggers try to bombard you with their useless offers. Having set up filters, virus checkers and other sundry devices to get rid of spam, it now takes over half an hour to download my mail! Once it has trawled […]