Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. […]

Cats do what they want.They rarely listen to you.They're totally unpredictable.When you want to play, they want to be alone.When you want to be alone, they want to play.They expect you to cater to their every whim.They're moody.They leave hair everywhere. Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the next room.They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.They growl when they are not happy.When you want to play, […]

I have posted the following message on our front door: 1. They live here. You don't.2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.)3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours […]

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not automatically stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing […]

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:- You only need two things: WD-40 and Gaffer Tape. Rule #1 - If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.Rule #2 - If it shouldn't move and does, use the gaffer tape. It's all so simple really. (Thanks James)