Relationship one liners

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. Why do couples hold hands during the ceremony? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! Marriage is give and take. You’d better […]

The One-Liners just keep coming.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’ The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a […]

I’ve nearly run out of one-liners, but not quite.

1. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.3. A day without sunshine is like, night.4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.5. Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!6. Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the […]