Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. Why do couples hold hands during the ceremony? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! Marriage is give and take. You'd better […]
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’ The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a […]
1. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.3. A day without sunshine is like, night.4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.5. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!6. Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the […]
1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.5. If […]