Who makes the coffee in your house?

Two newlyweds were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of the housework around here so you should do it, because that […]

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”  Henry Kissinger “Love is being stupid together.” Paul Valery “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”  Judith Viorst“Love is an electric blanket […]

Before and after marriage

Before – You take my breath away.After – You’re suffocating me! Before – Twice a night.After – Twice a month. Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation.After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before – Saturday Night Live.After – Sunday night football. Before – He makes me feel […]