Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’ The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a […]

1. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.3. A day without sunshine is like, night.4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.5. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!6. Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the […]

I couldn't manage 10 this time:- The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. When the cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects. Relief - What trees do in the spring. 

Even more puns for all you lexophiles. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. Anyone who gets too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. A dog gave birth to […]

Another set of fun pun phrases for all you lexophiles:- A spud gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is […]

More fun for all you lexophiles:- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A sign on the lawn at a […]