Running out of one-liners? Not yet
1. Gravity always gets me down.2. This statement is false.3. Eschew obfuscation.4. They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.5. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.6. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.7. The word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary.8. Honk if you like peace and quiet.9. I don’t find it hard to […]
Yes folks! More great one-liners
1. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.2. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.4. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.5. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.6. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; […]
How many more one-liners can there be?
1. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.2. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.3. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.4. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.5. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without […]
There are more one-liners in the world than you think
1. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.2. If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.3. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.4. Tax – We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.5. I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you […]
Even more one-liners
1. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.2. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.3. I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I4. I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember.5. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.6. Vacation begins when Dad says, “I […]