Another set of fun pun phrases for all you lexophiles:- A spud gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is […]

More fun for all you lexophiles:- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A sign on the lawn at a […]

1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.5. If […]

If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then why can't:- Electricians be delighted.Musicians denoted.Cowboys deranged.Models deposed.Dry cleaners depressed.Bed makers debunked.Baseball players debased.Teachers declassified.Bulldozer operators degraded.Organ donors delivered.Software engineers detested.Underwear makers debriefed.Musical composers decomposed.Horses destabilised. And hopefully politicians devoted.

More fun for lexophiles:- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. She was […]

For all you lexophiles (lovers of words). Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes in verse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practise safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of […]