Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Ghosts can walk through walls, so why don't they fall through the floor? Can you travel so far east that you're heading west? Can an estate agent sell his office without causing confusion? Can eyebrows be considered facial hair? Can you daydream at night? Can it be that because […]

Do witches use spell checkers? Do penguins have knees? Do older people read the Bible more as they get older because they're cramming for their final exam? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? Do Typhoo Tea employees take coffee breaks? Do landowners own […]

What was the best thing before sliced bread? What do you call a male ladybird? What happens if you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on? What hair colour do you enter on your driver's license if you're bald? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? […]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? Have you ever wondered? Have you ever noticed that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No […]

How do dead flies and bugs get into light fixtures? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? How is it possible to have a civil war? How many peppers did Peter Piper pick? How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there? How do you know when you've […]

If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk? […]