The One-Liners just keep coming.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’ The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a […]

I’ve nearly run out of one-liners, but not quite.

1. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.3. A day without sunshine is like, night.4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.5. Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!6. Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the […]

Funny Definitions

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Beauty Parlour: A place where women curl up and dye. Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Committee: A group of people […]

The Last One-liners? Probably not!

1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.5. If […]

Running out of one-liners? Not yet

1. Gravity always gets me down.2. This statement is false.3. Eschew obfuscation.4. They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.5. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.6. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.7. The word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary.8. Honk if you like peace and quiet.9. I don’t find it hard to […]